Friday 23 January 2015

BOARD GAME REVIEW: ZOMBIE 15"

Zombie 15" is a really good Zombie game. My view of it might just be colored by the fact that this is the first time-based game I have played, I am a sucker for a well-themed game or I really like co-operative games, but Zombie 15" has been the stand-out game that I have played in 2014. And there were allot of new games that I have played over 2014.

Zombie 15" is a co-operative game for 2-4 players. It is played on a modular board, with tiles set-up that can be changed to create different scenarios. Each player takes the role of a teenager with some different powers as they try to survive and outrun the main zombie horde. In each game, you have a goal to achieve in 15", often involving cutting a path through some zombies to a finishing tile.

The main strength of this game is right there in the title. Zombie 15" is played over 15 minutes. At certain times (depending on the scenario, every minute or 40 seconds), more zombies appear on whoever's turn it is. There are no traditional turn limits- just however many action you can fit into 15". This encourages the game to keep moving fast and analysis-paralysis is severely punished. It also means that no games ever drag, as you know that each game will last 15 minutes. The set-up time is also only approximately 10-15 minutes.

The artwork and plastic figures for the game are great and really match the exciting, upbeat tone of the game. They are colourful and never take themselves too seriously. The only complaint is some of the Zombie figures seem quite flimsy, but this is a minor complaint. The board, character cards and item cards all look fantastic and are of god quality.

One thing the game could improve upon is the co-operative aspects of the game. Most the scenarios just degenerate into each player leap-frogging the previous player and trying to kill zombies to clear a path. However, with a modular board and custom scenarios, I anticipate that the replay value of this game will go up. I have already been thinking of rules to put the Left 4 Dead Zombies in the game (especially the Witch and Tank) or to modify some of the tower defence-based scenarios, and the game encourages you to make up your own custom scenarios. There is a website where they will post them, although how flexible the core game is to allow custom scenarios remains to be seen.

Overall, Zombie 15" is my stand-out board game of 2014. Although I have played more serious games and games that ran longer, Zombie 15" has a strong, colourful theme to make it stand-out and is always allot of fun whenever we break it out for a game or 4.

4 out of 5 hordes of waffles.

Saturday 17 January 2015

Movie Review: Street Fighter- The Legend of Chun-Li

After the original street fighter movie was generally regarded as a flop and overall horrible movie, there was an attempt a few years back to try to reboot the Street Fighter name with The Legend of Chun-Li. This movie effectively answers the question of what happens when you take a campy-fun movie and remove the camp from it.

This movie is effectively an origin story about Chun-Li. It stars the usual suspects as the villains of Balrog, Vega and M. Bison. Zangief was conspicuously absent as his performance in the original Street Fighter provided ample entertainment. Some other characters are also introduced and I wasn’t sure whether they were from the expanded Street Fighter universe, such as Gen as Chun-Li’s trainer.

The story, however, seems to be very ashamed of the silly-fun that the original movie had and tries to take it too far the other way. There are very few moments of fun and levity in the movie and most the characters don’t seem to be enjoying themselves. The exception to this is Balrog as he seems to be having allot of fun in his role as big, strong guy.

Outside of Balrog and possibly Chun-Li, most of the actors seem to be miscast. Gen as Chun-Li’s trainer looks far too young to invoke the Karate Kid type training vibe they tried to go with. Vega looks menacing but is never really given much to do. Bison doesn’t really have the air of menace or gravity that he is meant to, no matter how many sound effects they play when he is on screen. The worst acting is by far the actor and actresses that played the police inspectors tracking down Bison.

Maybe most of the miscast actors would have been passable if the story was more compelling. They turned a villain who was meant to be insane into a property mogul to try to ground him in reality. Bison also only has one weakness: The White Rose. The White Rose ends up being the good part of Bison’s soul but it is never explained why this is a weakness. When Chun-Li and friends get the White Rose, they don’t even use it to defeat Bison. There is an element of mysticism in what Gen, Chun-Li and Bison can do (i.e. fireballs and super strength) but it is often ignored until it is convenient. In short, the story is a mess that tries to have it both ways (i.e. a grounded story and mysticism) and ends up failing in both departments.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li is a bad movie. It is, in effect the worst of both worlds, with none of the silly fun from the original Street Fighter and a poor story that makes no sense. Most of the acting is bad and the actors and actresses are miscast, for the most part. The attempt to reboot the series into a grounded movie feels like they attempted to make it like Batman, and they failed horribly. It’s only saving graces are Balrog and that it is only 90 minutes long.

1 out of 5 Waffle Hadoukens

Saturday 10 January 2015

PODCAST : SERIAL

Serial is an engrossing real world who did mystery. 4 out of 5 waffle detectives

Wednesday 7 January 2015

MOVIE REVIEW: THE IMITATION GAME (2015)

Kicking off 2015 with a bang, The Imitation Game seems to be getting things off to a good start. A pseudo-documentary about World War 2 and The Enigma Code, this movie sees Benedict Cumberbatch starring as a troubled mathematician who delights in solving puzzles, including the most complicated puzzles of the time.

Benedict Cumberbatch stars as Alan Turing, a gifted cryptographer and mathematician who is tasked by the Allied Governments to solve the "puzzle" of Enigma, the German code language. Set in three time periods (his childhood, during the war and post war), this movie sets Alan up as a tragic figure, not able to understand much of the world around him and always unintentionally insulting everyone around him.

The movie then follows Alan through his trials of trying to work with his team to solve Enigma by making a computer. This includes his charismatic former boss, generals who are beholden to the chain of command (who Alan uses against them) and being a homosexual in a time that they were persecuted. Benedict Cumberbatch puts in his normal solid performance into this role. The only criticism is in some scenes he seems to overact his part.

This may be a product of the screenplay, however. As the movie moves towards its tragic final note, the writers seem to want to make more speeches and actions by Alan monumental speeches or actions. Where the movie could have used a scene or two more in between of Alan being a bit more laid back to contrast against the rising intensity, instead the next speech by Alan seems to try to outdo the previous one in terms of showing his detachment from the world or being suitable "quotable". This is a very minor quibble and, for the most part, the movie is well paced until its endings.

The endings are where the tragedy of Alan's life plays out. This movie goes the Lord of the Rings route of having about 4-5 different end points. Every ending, however, continues to be more tragic and depressing than the previous one. This movie definitely decided to not end on an uplifting note celebrating post-war Brittain, but the rest of the movie set the foundations well for this depressing ending.

4 out of 5 Mysteries Trapped Within Enigmatic Waffles.

Saturday 3 January 2015

FAVORITE MOVIES OF 2014

The festive season is gone, along with the hangover from New Years. Seem like no better time to reflect back on the year that was. Clearly have a bad memory because there were heaps of good films release this year. I didn't get down with many indie or art house films, sometime feel like a movie bogan. Only sticking to a diet of blockbuster titles. That a subject for another day.

Only doing my top 5 movies for 2014. These are the films that I personally enjoyed.


Guardians of the Galaxy


Every year I over hype myself up or a movie. This year it was Guardians of the Galaxy. It was just pure delightful fun with a soundtrack that I’m still listening to.

How to train your dragon 2


A kids movie where the character actually grow up. Everything about this movie was bigger. From the dragons to the personal moment. After seeing this movie I dream about dragon and vikings for days. 

Noah
 
This movie blow my expectation away. It took artistic liberties with the story of Noah. So glad they did. 

The Lego Movie


Everything is AWESOME !! 

Banksy Does New York



Was actually an HBO documentary. Which explored Banksy New York residence. Showed how crazy people are for art for numerous different perspectives.